Aquirus Corp., the imminent multi-billion dollar e-commerce
acquisition with no discernible products or services, has
severed its ties with SmirkNet Inc.
Aquirus representatives cited SmirkNet's links to unintentionally
funny web pages as "conceivably construed as a value-providing
service, and hence outside the focus of Aquirus."
Management representatives from both SmirkNet and Aquirus
described the move as an amicable parting, and the respective
companies agreed to remain friends but begin seeing other people.